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We’ve picked the choicest sayings about old age here. Have fun reading them and pass them on to someone who you think might need them. ☺ Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. – Anonymous ☺ Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends. – Ogden Nash

12.2.2020 · Funny Sayings About Getting Older — The Best One-Liners. #1. “As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.”. — Robert Quillen. #2. “Middle age ends and …

So listen up, you whipper-snappers! 1. A popular one. “My grandma always liked the phrase “out gallivanting”, as in “you wouldn’t be so tired if you weren’t out …

10.11.2021 · Here are the most creatively weirdest things older people say, according to r/AskReddit. When I was a kid and we had a slow start to our day my mother would say “we’re off …

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21.10.2021 · More funny quotes about work. 43. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edgar Bergen. 44. “Don’t go around saying the …

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This phrase basically means that if you’re in need of help, true friends will be there for you. #3 – A Watched Pot Never Boils. This is one of those funny old sayings …

I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’. – Claude Pepper. ☺ I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard. ☺ You know you’re getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. – Hy …

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