28.9.2017 · Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find. The goal? To make you relax, laugh and have a good time. You’ll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more. …
There’s no limit to three things, as far as I know. First, the numbers after the decimal point in the value of Pi. Second, my love for donuts (give me your powdered, your glazed, your sprinkled …
1 I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". This is so hilarious! I remember I was in math, and I …
31.7.2017 · Funniest Sayings “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute …
4.3.2022 · Top 10 Stupid Quotes. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”. – George Benard Shaw. “The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you …
1. "Life is short. · 2. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." · 3. "I always cook with wine. · 4. "People say ...
21.10.2021 · 5. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” — Phyllis Diller 6. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” —Rod Stewart 7. …
“My life needs editing.” Mort Sahl “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” Mark Twain “Finally, my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.” Unknown “Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” Leslie Nielsen
“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” ― Lemony Snicket, ...
12.1.2021 · These 101 funny quotes from comedians, movies, authors, and TV look at the hilarious side of life. Enjoy these funny quotes, a laugh and share with a friend.
10.8.2022 · I want people to be afraid of how much they love me .- Michael Scott I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, …
1 I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". This is so hilarious! I remember I was in math, and I saw something that reminded me of this joke. I laughed so hard my teacher threatened me to go to the principal. I got in trouble...
Oct 21, 2021 · 5. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” — Phyllis Diller 6. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” —Rod Stewart 7. “Behind every great...
2.7.2013 · You won’t believe some of the dumb quotes said by famous people, mainly celebrities… Here are 15 of the dumbest. In today’s world of instant celebrity and reality TV, where people …
Here are 38 tidbits to make you laugh when you (and your love life) need it most. Getty Images "Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas." —Dave Attell "Whoever …
Jul 31, 2017 · Funniest Sayings “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.” — Unknown “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” — Steven Wright