1. "Life is short. · 2. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." · 3. "I always cook with wine. · 4. "People say ...
11.6.2019 · 15 Inspirational “Life is…” quotes that tickle 1. No No NO…Yes “Life is like a roller coaster pic – scary at the moment, funny looking back.” 2. So life is not always “All The Way …
– Ross Perot “The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” - George Carlin “There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.” - Lawrence Welk “All the …
23.12.2009 · "It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." Mark Twain “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then …
Funny Quotes About Life · 1. "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands." · 2. "I am currently under construction. · 3. "You can't make ...
19.4.2022 · Funny Quotes About Life 1. "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands." 2. "I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience." 3. "You can't make everyone …
2. Funny Quotes About Life · “I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. · “Never follow anyone else's path. · “Insomnia sharpens ...
Funny Inspirational Quotes: 1. “Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We’re unrehearsed.” Mel Brooks 2. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does …
Funny life quotes “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” – by Robert Frost Because life always goes on. So don’t ever stop learning new things. Don’t get …
Here we share the best funny life quotes about life and sayings “You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you’re going to live. Now.” — Joan Baez …
Short Funny Quotes About Life · Life is like homemade ice cream: sweet and seasonal. · Pets: the family members you get to choose. · There's no need to turn on the ...
Sometimes you need motivation, sometimes you need humor. These funny life quotes give you both. “Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time, ...
10.3.2015 · ♥ “ My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. - From the movie ED tv “ Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be …
Funny Life Quotes facebook twitter googleplus Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' …
Funny Quotes I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. Mitch Hedberg A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too …