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1. “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg.

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A classic joke from Ronald Regan (Not exactly accurate) There are two Russians in the Soviet Union talking to each other and a curfew is about to be enforced The two men say goodbye to …

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Stars of the classical music world and beyond offer their best one-liners. 1. Mozart. “I write as a sow piddles.”. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. 2. Woody Allen. “I can’t listen to that much …

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Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Robert Bloch. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Bob Monkhouse. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Robert Bloch. When I die, I want to go peacefully …