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You'll love these fun inspiring quotes. “Life is short. Be silly. Have fun. Regret nothing.” – Karen Salmansohn. “Happiness is not doing fun ...

VerkkoThese quotes tell it like it is—and make us laugh in the process! On Success Homer Simpson “Trying is the first step toward failure.” Robert Penn Warren “You have to …

164 Copy quote Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! Dr. Seuss Inspirational, Funny, Life 174 Copy quote Show source To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. Janet Coleman Funny, Hate, Errors 83 Copy quote

VerkkoSo here are a few “motivational” quotes that do not make sense: "Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Last I checked, stars are much farther …

If you've already had your share of upbeat, witty quotes about life and the human experience and you're looking for some more realistic words of motivation, look no further. The following demotivational quotes from famous writers, artists, fictional characters, and public figures will be right up your alley. These hilarious words of wisdom are geared towards pessimists who understand just how ridiculous life can be, yet instead of becoming bitter and disenfranchised they've decided to laugh.

Do you agree that inspirational quotes are silly, boring and useless? Well, here are some de-motivational (slightly sarcastic) quotes, just for you!

The internet is awash with generic inspirational quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, ... It's far better to be an asshole than an idiot.

Here are the top 12 worst motivational quotes. There’s nothing like a good motivational quote to get you fired up about your fitness goals. But, there are also plenty of bad quotes that only motivate you to grab a bowl of ice cream and watch another episode of Game of Thrones. The way I look at it is if you’re going to try to motivate me to work hard, you better work just as hard to craft a great message.

VerkkoTop 10 Stupid Quotes “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” – George Benard Shaw “The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you …

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“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”– Ronald Reagan “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter ...

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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. Share this Quote · Gustave ...

Funny inspirational quotes for work and life · 1. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin · 2. “If at ...

VerkkoDumb Inspirational Quotes & Sayings. Showing search results for "Dumb Inspirational" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found. There are dumb actors. But there are …

1. "It's a proven fact that it's the sweetest sound to a person's ear is the sound of their own name." Article continues after video. Featured ...

VerkkoStupidity quotes. Fool quotes. Unrequited Love quotes. Falling For You quotes. I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart …

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Verkko“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” – Donald Trump “I intend to live …

1. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” – Unknown 2. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke 3. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer 4. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.” – Unknown 5.

More Funny Quotes For Motivation. Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. Lisa Lieberman-Wang. Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers. Trying is the first step toward failure.

Verkko#5 Least Motivating Quote. Oh, come on now! Three months is a lifetime away from today. Can we cut it down to, say, three days? #4 Least Motivating Quote. That’s about as useless as a motivational quote can get. Where else would I start? Where I’m not? …

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Verkko1. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” – Unknown 2. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke …